The Therapy Sessions
Tuesday, August 26, 2003
Senator Brings Obscene Material To National Attention
Washington, D.C. – Citing “ the need to shield decent Americans form depraved filth such as this,” U.S. Sen. Bob Smith (R-N.H.) brought the website “Cum-Craving Sluttz” to national attention Monday. “This cyber sewage features hot-oiled young women engaging in such acts as fellatio, cunnilingus, rimming, fisting, and frottage,” Smith said of the previously obscure website. “I pray for the day when wholesome, impressionable youths do not know that such vile smut exists, let alone are able to access it at http://www.vicecapades.com on their families' home computers during an unsupervised moment.”
Sen. Bob Smith of New Hampshire. He's not just an anti-porn crusader.
He is, apparently, a big porn fan.
(At the risk of sounding like a neophyte, what the hell is "frottage?")
(From The Onion)