The Therapy Sessions
Tuesday, July 01, 2003
I Have AdultADD!
Yes, the test results are in, and I now have a disability!
Who knew that my inability to sit still for long periods of time in long boring meetings was a symptom of a deeper problem?
I get special treatment now! (Na-na-na-na-na!)
And best of all, I get to take Ritalin, known on the street as "brat cocaine."
Oh boy!