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The Therapy Sessions
Friday, September 19, 2003

A Parable For Our Times...

VRWC: Batman's annoying liberal friend:

Deep inside the Batcave, Batman and Robin debate their next move. It has been two months since the Penguin viciously attacked the Wayne Mansion, putting the butler, Alfred, in intensive care.

Robin: What should we do next, Batman? Penguin is defeated and we should have him captured and to the authorities within the week.

Batman: I've been doing some thinking. Perhaps we should move now to take out the Joker before he has a chance to do anymore harm to Gotham City.

Robin: Holy Fucking Shit, Batman! Joker didn't have anything to do with the attack on the mansion!!

Batman: I realize that, but if are to protect Goth-

Robin: Don't give me that! Joker hasn't done anything to anyone in the last forty-eight hours. How could we possibly even think about hurting him?

Batman: Because he's the Joker you imbecilic fucknozzle!!

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