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The Therapy Sessions
Thursday, February 26, 2004
 

"This is your pilot speaking..."


From Kim du Toit:
"In the unlikely event of a water landing, you may use your seat cushion as a flotation device..."

Oh, great.

Leaving aside the fact that an airliner usually effects a "water landing" with all the aplomb of a lawn dart, all I need is to be bobbing in the middle of the freezing Atlantic Ocean, and kept afloat by a piece of foam rubber impregnated with the 10,000 farts of Passengers Past.


- posted by total @ 2/26/2004 07:14:00 AM .

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