Stupid people, cont'd

I find this woman charming for her utter stupidity:

COVINGTON, Georgia (AP) -- A Georgia woman who tried to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at Wal-Mart was arrested, and police later found two more of the bills in her purse.

Chirpy Sales Clerk: "Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart!"

Dummy: "Good Morning. I'll be buying this stereo equipment and - oh darn, I brought the million dollar bill today. Drat! I do hope you can break it. You do have $998,300 in your register, don't you? Please don't trouble the manager."

(The light above register three begins to flash. "Manager to register three!"

Light above Dummy's head remains dim...)


- posted by total @ 3/10/2004 06:12:00 AM .