Don't piss off the Jews!

Leading Egyptian Journalist: The Jews are Behind Every Disaster or Terrorist Act

"If you want to know the real perpetrator of every disaster or every act of terrorism, look for the Zionist Jews. They are behind all the violent and terror operations that have occurred everywhere in the world. [They do this] first of all in order to slap [the label of the attacks] on the Arabs and Muslims, and second to harm them, distort their image, and represent them to the world as terrorists who endanger innocents. What is even more dangerous is that after every terror operation they perpetrate, they leave a sign, clue, or traces meant to show that the perpetrators are Arab Muslims."

If this is true, I seriously want to be on Israel's side.

Them Jews is clever.

It's like they're a super race of ultra-intelligent aliens with incredible Arab-defaming technology.

They are undefeatable. I suggest we be their friends. We will be assimiliated, and maybe they'll let us intermarry.

It might not be too bad.

But do not oppose them! Look at what a bunch of clueless fools they turned the Arabs into! Everywhere they are so full of hatred and resentment they can hardly tie their shoes. Their societies are failures, their governments are despotic, their economies are flatlined, and their innovation is non-existent.

You don't want the Israelis turning those ray guns on us.

- posted by total @ 4/24/2004 07:01:00 AM .