The Therapy Sessions
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Well, it will calm them down...
Cannabis 'Scrips to Calm Kids?:
As a California pediatrician and 49-year-old mother of two teenage daughters, Claudia Jensen says pot might prove to be the preferred medical treatment for attention deficit disorder even in adolescents.
'Why would anyone want to give their child an expensive pill ? with unacceptable side effects, when he or she could just go into the backyard, pick a few leaves off a plant and make tea for him or her instead?' Jensen asked the Drug Policy Subcommittee of the House Government Reform Committee earlier this month.
Mmmm....kay.
A History Teacher: "Yes, Billy, your book report was ...ummm...interesting.
But I really don't think that Spongebob Squarepants was a character in The Red Badge Of Courage.
And how exactly does Homer Simpson factor into this book?"