The Therapy Sessions
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Iowahawk is one of the funniest sites around:
Cannes KooKoo For ConspiraFlix
Bonjour from the sunny French Riviera, mes amigos, where your intrepid reporter has all the swishy, dishy dirt from the 44th Annual Cannes Film Festival!
... Get ready for summertime cineplex conspira-mania, America! In case you've been living in a cave, the undisputed superstar of this year's edition was egghead indyfilmer Michael Moore. The white-hot wunderkind waddled away with top honors and a shiny Palm d'Or for his lastest Bushbash docu-buster, Farenheit 911...
... Author, author! Francofave flixter Moore earned critical praise and a standing O for the film, which documents the icky ties between dimbulb prexy George W. Bush, terror diva Osama bin Laden, and Mirimax neocon honcho Harvey Weinstein. Accepting the prestigious Croix de Jerry Lewis from French prez Jacques Chirac, blushing badboy Mike thanked mentors Oliver Stone, Allen Funt, Ed Wood, and Leni Reifenstahl.