The Therapy Sessions
Thursday, July 22, 2004
From CNews via c0llision.org:
An Islamic web site posted Sunday a statement attributed to a group close to Jordanian militant Abu Musab al-Zarqawi offering a reward of the equivalent of $337,000 Cdn to whoever kills Iraq's interim prime minister, Iyad Allawi.
The statement by 'Khalid bin Al Walid Brigade' labelled Allawi as an 'American stooge' and said that its assassination unit has vowed to kill Allawi and other Iraqi leaders.
'We vowed to God to kill you. Your head and those of your cronies are wanted by Sheik Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,' said the statement. 'If we cannot deliver the reward of 200,000 Jordanian dinars ($337,000 Cdn) to whoever gets us Allawi's head, his reward will be delivered in Heaven by Almighty God,' it said.
These are the kinds of retards we are dealing with.
What the hell good is 200,000 Jordanian dinars in heaven?
Jordanian dinars aren't even worth anything outside of Jordan.
And in heaven you already have paradise.....What are you going to buy?
What kind of person would hear these jokers speak and think that this sounds like a good deal?