The Therapy Sessions
Thursday, October 07, 2004
A football player knows something you don't, and you'll never guess what it is
Here's a question: how many drugs do you have to take, and how much alcohol must you consume, to get to the point where you think breaking into a random student's dorm room and taking a shit in her closet is a good idea?
Neither did I.
The unlikely man who does know the answer is none other than Green Bay Packer fullback Najeh Davenport.
Next time, Najeh, you might just want to find a gas station, a McDonald's or - if you are really desperate - a large bush.