The Therapy Sessions
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
RELIGIOUS MERGER CREATES 900 MILLION HINJEWS:
Hinjew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has not worked out as planned, as instead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race of 900 million people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated, can never please their mothers.
'On paper, this was a textbook alliance: two smaller competitors join forces to take on a larger adversary,' said New Delhi resident Chandra Gopan. 'But the synergies are just not there. For instance, I still believe I must pursue my own dharmic path to ultimate happiness, but when I get there, I just know my mother will find something wrong with it.'