The Therapy Sessions
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Not content with the run-of-the-mill kidnappings and beheadings, the terrorist insurgents have now seized an American icon: So-called U.S. hostage appears to be toy GI Joe doll.
To add insult to injury, his own toy gun is pointed at his head.
Such depravity. And it gets worse: word is that a Rambo doll is also missing and feared kidnapped.
Ken and Barbie are holed in the Green Zone, anxiously awaiting word...