The Therapy Sessions
Friday, February 11, 2005
She sounds like a fun date:
Clearly my "hiatus" has lasted long enough for me to peel off the bitter, "dating SUCKS!" attitude that was starting to form. We start again with the hopefulness.
I think I may start with the "crack ho" ad. It's something fun I like to post when I'm feeling extra saucy. I've found that the men who respond to this ad are intelligent and fun. Or just plain crazier than a shithouse rat.Title: Won't be single for long
I am a: woman
Seeking a: man
Interested In: Friendship, Dating, Serious Relationship
Country: United States
Area Code: (Classified)
Occupation: Crack Whore
Education: College Degree
Star Sign: Aries. I am catnip for Virgo's, and I have no idea why. I'm just sayin'.
Relationship Status: Single
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Last great book I read
"They Don't Have To Be Attractive, As Long As They're Rich - A Guidebook for Today's Crack Whore"
Most humbling moment
When my friend "Big Tina" had a better mug shot photo than me.
Favorite on-screen sex scene:
On-screen? Where's the fun in that?
Celebrity I resemble most:
Brittney Spears. What? Why are you laughing?
Best or worst lie I've ever told:
"I'm a Crack Whore"
Fill in the blanks:
humor is sexy; intelligence is sexier
In my bedroom, you'll find:
My attorney tells me I'm not allowed to divulge that information, as it is still under investigation.
WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME
Are you looking for a wild and crazy beautiful young woman? Well the crazy part is right.
MORE ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR
A man that knows what he wants and isn't afraid to beg for it. Had to reinstate the No Loser Policy after the last one, so if you're a loser, please don't respond. Skier with hot tub preferable but would consider someone who likes to dance and fix things. Not looking for a run down the aisle, but we'll see what happens.