Singles ad

Clearly my "hiatus" has lasted long enough for me to peel off the bitter, "dating SUCKS!" attitude that was starting to form. We start again with the hopefulness.

I think I may start with the "crack ho" ad. It's something fun I like to post when I'm feeling extra saucy. I've found that the men who respond to this ad are intelligent and fun. Or just plain crazier than a shithouse rat.

Title: Won't be single for long

I am a: woman
Seeking a: man
Interested In: Friendship, Dating, Serious Relationship

Age: 30
Location: (Classified)
Country: United States
Area Code: (Classified)
Occupation: Crack Whore
Education: College Degree
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual
Star Sign: Aries. I am catnip for Virgo's, and I have no idea why. I'm just sayin'.
Relationship Status: Single
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe

Last great book I read

"They Don't Have To Be Attractive, As Long As They're Rich - A Guidebook for Today's Crack Whore"

Most humbling moment

When my friend "Big Tina" had a better mug shot photo than me.

Favorite on-screen sex scene:

On-screen? Where's the fun in that?

Celebrity I resemble most:

Brittney Spears. What? Why are you laughing?

Best or worst lie I've ever told:

"I'm a Crack Whore"

Fill in the blanks:

humor is sexy; intelligence is sexier

In my bedroom, you'll find:

My attorney tells me I'm not allowed to divulge that information, as it is still under investigation.

WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME

Are you looking for a wild and crazy beautiful young woman? Well the crazy part is right.

MORE ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR

A man that knows what he wants and isn't afraid to beg for it. Had to reinstate the No Loser Policy after the last one, so if you're a loser, please don't respond. Skier with hot tub preferable but would consider someone who likes to dance and fix things. Not looking for a run down the aisle, but we'll see what happens.