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The Therapy Sessions
Saturday, November 12, 2005
 

Future smiting noted


God is thinking about smiting Dover, PA.

Apparently, the parents of Dover have a problem with teaching fairy tales in science class.

Who would've thunk?

God is gonna show them! Pat Robertson says lightning bolts are on the way...

Well, sort of.

Luckily, God told Pat Robertson that he hasn't yet made up his mind.

Why would an omniscient and omnipotent being hestitate? I don't know. Ask Pat.

But I'll bet Dover gets hit by a really bad snowstorm really soon.

It happens every year. But that won't stop Robertson from saying "I told you so."

On a more serious note: God told me that he has no real problem with Dover.

His real issue issue is with people like Pat Robertson.

Keep your eyes peeled for any stray lightning bolts, Pat.

- posted by total @ 11/12/2005 05:42:00 AM .

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