The Therapy Sessions
Thursday, February 26, 2004
"This is your pilot speaking..."
From Kim du Toit:
"In the unlikely event of a water landing, you may use your seat cushion as a flotation device..."
Leaving aside the fact that an airliner usually effects a "water landing" with all the aplomb of a lawn dart, all I need is to be bobbing in the middle of the freezing Atlantic Ocean, and kept afloat by a piece of foam rubber impregnated with the 10,000 farts of Passengers Past.